dear FELLOW TRAVELR on our BRITE INFORMATION HIIIWAY,

      welcome to DASLAMMER online, my own personal home on DAGRATE WORLDWIDEWEB :D if u r looking 2 have a good time or maybe just look at some neat stuff, ur in da right place !!!!! fair warning dat pagez abailable on dis site will b in variuz states of useability !! so watch wher u step >:3 and b careful with da merchandizing!!!