ITZ DARK.... ITS SCARY..... ITZ DRIPPING.... GOOP ANF GUNK R EVERYWHERE....... BARS SHAKE ON WIINDOWS..... CHAINZZ RATLE......
ACTUALLZY ITZ NOT very dark & scary. sum of it iz a little dark but itz not very scary i guez. but therez definitely goop & gunk dis place iz a WASTELAND!!
UR IN DASLAMMER on-line, mmy internet labyrinth holding all things i deem awesum enough !!!!! home ov me, TEEF, who u can learn more abt HERE. but DIS page is about dis website, not me!!! DASLAMMER on-line houzez a LOT ov merchandizing... resourcez, collectionz, u name it, itz up 4 grabs!!!
DIS WEBSITE IS entirely handmade !!!! i learned all ov my coding on my own wif da help of many websitez and lots of digging through other sitez html!!! for resourcez, click HERE.
DASLAMMER on-line has been active since JULY 6, 2022
DASLAMMER on-line was last updated JULY 30, 2022
FAQ
*why does ur site look like that
bc i want it 2. sorry if it hurtz ur eyes*
*what is the pink thing in the corner
a fetal echidna (freshly hatched)! he will be your back button*
from now on. click him to leave dis page, or any page
*is ur site mobile friendly
absolutely not im so sorry. how did you get this far*
*do u have a site button
check HERE.